Robots for Ronnie
Oh dad, what will we do? I got another letter from Ronnie's teacher at school She said, it's almost cruel None of the other kids think Ronnie's cool The guys think he's a queer because he doesn't drink beer or watch football And all the little girls stay away because he's just too fat A fat little brat I guess we need robots for Ronnie A stainless steel group of chums Robots for Ronnie A boy and a girl Maybe an aluminum cat Every day he's in his room He doesn't lock the door because he knows it's really no use I mean, nobody's even been up there If Ronnie were to blow up, I don't think anyone would care He doesn't brush his teeth because he never talks to no one He doesn't wipe his feet because he's never coming in Comin' in? I guess we need robots for Ronnie A stainless steel group of chums Robots for Ronnie A boy and a girl Maybe an aluminum cat We can t